Guitar, lead vocals and lyrics by Nick Foran. Rap by Nib Oswald. reverbnation.com reverbnation.com NICK: [Spoken] Tiger Woods recently made his return to golf, playing at the masters tournament. But he said it’d be a one off, that he’s still taking time away from the game. Now, Nib and I think there’s been one victim that’s been overlooked through this whole mess. And that’s the game of golf. NIB: 1, 2, 3… Fore! (Oy!) My bad. NICK: Back on the course, searching for Birdies Did his time, took his chances Went out of bounds, rebounded back in the rough The more he swings, the less he’ll have to apologise All the while we change the channel No more excitement for the public Vijay Singh just bogied hole number 4 I think I’m gonna have to scream to survive It is time for you Tiger to come back and play golf The game is really boring without you I mean, it’s always been pretty boring But it’s like (snore) when you’re not there So come back and tee off and drive on…won’t you Tiger Face to face, out in the heat Remember, Nike’s still behind you Did you know you sold more clothes in these weeks Casanova or business ace all the while? [Spoken] Because, actually did you know that sales of Tiger Woods’ brand of clothing and apparel increased by 8% during the whole scandal, I mean what’s up with that? NIB: Talk about landing in the green NICK: We’re trying to get on the radio, Nib. NIB: Sorry. NICK: It is time for you Tiger to come back and play golf The game is really boring …

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