Golf Lessons - Of late I have been playing golf in the nude wearing a hat made of chickens?

Of late I have been playing golf in the nude wearing a hat made of chickens?

Posted on July 9th, 2011 by Larry D Keen

I have been having trouble with my balls in the sand, what is the best method of removal ?

try this: fashion a sort of duster made of the chickens feathers, the durable nature of the downy fluff will clear all manner of evidence whether in the sand or lost in the rough.

This link will tell you how to slice your balls.

http://www.ehow.com/how_2211495_slice-go…

Castration.will remove them.

Peach fuzz can remove anything;-)

Cock concentrate on your eggs not your balls. Cock a doodle do.

Take your nine iron, and – erm, join the cricket club instead! It's more exciting mate.

Whack your balls hard!!!

Flame thrower,,available at Toys R Us

smash your balls hard and that should do the trick.

Peg them to your belly button

just smack them with the sand wedge……….or tie them to your thigh

a sand wedge …
it is the only thing,,,

dude we should have a golf outing sometime…
i think we have many things in common

Is this a cock and ball story?

well, your cool aren't yaaaaaaaaaaaa?

LOL

Of late I have been playing golf in the nude wearing a hat made of chickens?

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